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{"fact":"Cats are the world's most popular pets, outnumbering dogs by as many as three to one","length":84}
{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled over the last fifty years.","length":73}
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{"fact":"A form of AIDS exists in cats.","length":30}
{"fact":"The ancestor of all domestic cats is the African Wild Cat which still exists today.","length":83}
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{"fact":"Cats only sweat through their paws and nowhere else on their body","length":65}
{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}
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In 1993, Lawrence X. Cusack III forged 350 documents from, or relating to, John F. Kennedy, the president of the United States from 1961 to 1963. Some of the forged documents purportedly showed that Kennedy had dealings with organized crime, tax evasion, bribery of FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover, payment of hush money to actress Marilyn Monroe for being Kennedy's lover, and a secret first marriage.
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