{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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The Caledonia Bowstring Bridge is a historic bridge in the village of Caledonia, Ohio, United States. Built in the 1870s but no longer in use, it has been named a historic site.
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{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
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Coates Kinney was an American lawyer, politician, journalist and poet who wrote Rain On The Roof.
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