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{"type":"standard","title":"Driven (Sevendust song)","displaytitle":"Driven (Sevendust song)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5307954","titles":{"canonical":"Driven_(Sevendust_song)","normalized":"Driven (Sevendust song)","display":"Driven (Sevendust song)"},"pageid":20530185,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a1/Sevendust_driven.png","width":205,"height":205},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a1/Sevendust_driven.png","width":205,"height":205},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1274032989","tid":"25b577d9-e378-11ef-b892-68b63105beaf","timestamp":"2025-02-05T04:17:44Z","description":"2007 single by Sevendust","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Driven_(Sevendust_song)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Driven_(Sevendust_song)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Driven_(Sevendust_song)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Driven_(Sevendust_song)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Driven_(Sevendust_song)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Driven_(Sevendust_song)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Driven_(Sevendust_song)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Driven_(Sevendust_song)"}},"extract":"Driven is the lead single from the album Alpha by American rock band Sevendust. \"Driven\" was the band's highest charting single, peaking at #10 on the Mainstream Rock Charts, and since surpassed only by \"Unraveling\", which peaked at #7.","extract_html":"
Driven is the lead single from the album Alpha by American rock band Sevendust. \"Driven\" was the band's highest charting single, peaking at #10 on the Mainstream Rock Charts, and since surpassed only by \"Unraveling\", which peaked at #7.
"}{"fact":"Cats are North America\u2019s most popular pets: there are 73 million cats compared to 63 million dogs. Over 30% of households in North America own a cat.","length":149}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Lier Line","displaytitle":"Lier Line","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3180607","titles":{"canonical":"Lier_Line","normalized":"Lier Line","display":"Lier Line"},"pageid":15370111,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/97/Lierbanen_up_Lierdalen.jpeg/330px-Lierbanen_up_Lierdalen.jpeg","width":320,"height":242},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/97/Lierbanen_up_Lierdalen.jpeg","width":636,"height":480},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1253990351","tid":"ad21750a-9579-11ef-97c3-8245ef42416e","timestamp":"2024-10-28T22:12:10Z","description":"Railway line in Norway","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lier_Line","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lier_Line?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lier_Line?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Lier_Line"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lier_Line","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Lier_Line","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lier_Line?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Lier_Line"}},"extract":"The Lier Line or LB is an abandoned railway line that ran through Lier in Norway. The private, narrow gauge railway branched from the Drammen Line at the old Lier Station, and ran 21.15 kilometers (13.14 mi) to Svangstrand on the lake Tyrifjorden, where it connected with a steam ship operated by the railway company. Among the villages the line served were Egge, Sjåstad and Sylling, in addition to two branch lines, from Iledalen to Tronstad Bruk, and from Egge to Egge Gravel Pit.","extract_html":"
The Lier Line or LB is an abandoned railway line that ran through Lier in Norway. The private, narrow gauge railway branched from the Drammen Line at the old Lier Station, and ran 21.15 kilometers (13.14 mi) to Svangstrand on the lake Tyrifjorden, where it connected with a steam ship operated by the railway company. Among the villages the line served were Egge, Sjåstad and Sylling, in addition to two branch lines, from Iledalen to Tronstad Bruk, and from Egge to Egge Gravel Pit.
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