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Hydra is the sixth studio album by Dutch symphonic metal band Within Temptation. It was released on January 31, 2014 in Europe and on February 4, 2014 in North America. The album contains guest appearances by singer Howard Jones, rapper Xzibit, metal vocalist Tarja Turunen (ex-Nightwish) and alternative rock singer Dave Pirner. The first single, \"Paradise \", was released on September 27, 2013, and featured Turunen as guest vocalist. The second single, \"Dangerous\", was released on December 20, in which Jones provided the male vocals.
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{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
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When You Read This Letter is a 1953 French-Italian drama film directed by Jean-Pierre Melville and starring Philippe Lemaire, Juliette Gréco and Yvonne Sanson.
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{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
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